Thursday 15 December 2011

The Hot Chocolate Chronicle

Hello Dennis.

Now, before you simply delete the email, rest assured this isn’t going to be like the famous Joel Horner Rant of ’06 condemning the ability to embrace our human rights, to use as many bags in a cup as we want in a cup of pre heated water.

Far from it my friend, this is simply a request on behalf of my brethren that we may enjoy the cocoa goodness (at least as close as one gets in a paper pouch) true flavor that only regular or perhaps deluxe brands of individually packaged, instant Hot Chocolate mix can provide. Not a simulated, artificial, genetically enhanced sugar by product  disguised as healthy by the self-endorsed label of “Light” on the paper pouch.

I say simply, by shear evidence that there are 2 boxes of light and zero boxes of regular, delicious, creamy Hot chocolate boxes in the Tiki lounge and that flavor wins and the masses have spoken with clear conviction.

Let us rejoice and say No to “LIGHT”  Give me regular or give me death. (not to be taken literally)

So, ah yeah,

Can we get some more regular hot chocolate please.

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